WASHINGTON, D.C.—A senile old man in Washington who has a deadly nuclear arsenal at his fingertips is calling for dangerous weapons to be taken out of the hands of the mentally unstable.
“Listen, folks, this shouldn’t be difficult,” said the yammering old geriatric to a duck in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. “The mentally unstable shouldn’t have guns! It’s dangerous! Think of what could happen, Jack! They could fire it blindly through their front door because they heard a noise, or leave it right out in the open where a Taliban terrorist could pick it up, or accidentally kill innocent people they thought were bad guys but turned out to be foreign aid workers!” The man then dove face-first into the pool because he thought he saw an ice cream cone there.
Many Democrats are warning of chaos and death if mentally unstable people such as themselves ever get their hands on a firearm. “It would be a disaster,” said one Democratic strategist. “Think of putting weapons in the hands of people who can’t even define what a ‘woman’ is! I shudder at the thought! Please disarm us immediately!”
“It’s real simple,” said the old man as he climbed out of the Reflecting Pool, disappointed to not have found any ice cream. “Guns, tanks, drones, nukes—all that stuff—we gotta take those away from people who aren’t mentally fit!”
At publishing time, the man was on the run after taking an ice cream cone he mistook for a handgun out of the hands of a tourist.
[ Reprinted without permission from the Babylon Bee, published there May 27, 2022. ]
Here’s a friendly but not at all humorous reminder: From Day One, the Peace Dividend Project has declared that all of the power-drunk, warmongering psychopaths in Washington DC must be removed from power. ALL OF THEM! We are called extreme. No, folks. What is extreme is the peril the entire collection of lunatics now in control of our foreign and military policies pose to the rest of us. Their priorities, policies, world view, lack of morals and principles, incompetence, and mental instability represent an existential threat to our nation and to the survival of human life on our planet. Joe Biden is just one example. Therefore . . .
THE ENTIRE CORRUPT, SELF-SABOTAGING, AGGRESSIVE, EMPIRE-BUILDING, ELITE-SERVING REGIME NOW IN WASHINGTON DC MUST GO! The Peace Dividend strategy offers a challenging, step-by-step plan for doing this. If there is a better idea out there, please post appropriate links in the comments below. Peace!
In total agreement. Talmudic sociopaths run the USA.
YOU asked > “If there is a better idea out there, please post appropriate links in the comments below. Peace!”
What follows is NOT my idea, but of MEN who lived some 246 years ago, and who, thru struggle, combat, blood, death, and tears, achieved what can only be called a MIRACLE…the birth of a new nation, with many flaws, but with one guiding light that has “YET” to be completely extinguished……FREEDOM
“In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.–That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, –That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.”
I suggest you read their words above more then once…as they still reverberate inside the minds of some of us alive today, however few we may be.
“When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature’s God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.”
Apparently you and I have the same intellectual training and focus. However, I don’t see what is reflected in the quote as a “better” idea. I see it as the foundation for the entire Peace Dividend initiative, which ultimately is designed to bring about REGIME CHANGE IN WASHINGTON DC! We are saying to those in power, we are no longer connected with you in terms of priorities, values, world view, methodology or any other determinants for deciding the future of this country. THEREFORE, you are being replaced, and an entirely new regime will be in charge, one that directly reflects the values of the vast majority of U.S. citizens.
I realize this is wonderful satire, but I’m curious. Did Biden actually say, “…accidentally kill innocent people they thought were bad guys but turned out to be foreign aid workers?” I do believe it possible that was an accurate quote.
Come Jesus come………………He is the only one who can and will stop all of this Satan loving souls who don’t know “what TRUT is”; GOD has let them go with their father “the devil”…period.
Now, that is Truth to believe in.
The Devil, Satan and all who worship him are lost souls…………period
That is what is happening in this time in history